The Storyteller

Last night Seth told Daniel that he didn't like the version of the Three Little Pigs that Daniel just told him.  He had a better version.  It went something like this:

Once upon a time there were seven pigs and a big bad bear. The pigs built their houses and the bear tried to get into them.  He got into the houses that were made of straw and the houses that were made of sticks.  So the seven pigs, well, there were seven pigs, but three of them were penguins, they went into the house that was made of bricks.  The big bad bear, he was also a penguin, tried to get in the brick house, but he couldn't.  Then he had an idea.  He knocked on the door and said "I have a present for you" and the pigs and penguins opened the door to see that the big bad penguin bear had given them a laptop!  They took it into the house and when they opened the laptop, it exploded because it was really a trap filled with dynamite!  THE END